The facts

jeffsutherlandfacts — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:58:01 +0000

Jeff Sutherland doesn’t walk – he sprints
Jeff Sutherland can smell a failing scrum from the other side of the globe
Jeff Sutherland releases a new version of himself every second
Jeff Sutherland estimates are more accurate than time itself
Jeff Sutherland’s user stories has won the nobel prize for literature for the last fifteen years
When Jeff Sutherland has a retrospective, he always ends up with one post-it in the “works” column: Scrum
Jeff Sutherland and his wife starts their day with a standup at the breakfast table
Jeff Sutherland’s estimate for how long it would take Chuck Norris to count to infinity twice, was correct to the millisecond
If Jeff Sutherland was God, the earth would have no waterfalls – only scrums
In Jeff Sutherland’s version of the bible, the earth was created in one sprint
Jeff Sutherland doesn’t celebrate his birthdays. He has Sprint review meetings (from Øyvind)

And here is a bonus Uncle Bob fact:

Oh, and a Mary Poppendieck fact:

Jeff Sutherland Facts